Jokes... Jokes...Jokes...

A little boy asked his father,
"Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?"
And the father replied,
"I don't know, son, I'm still paying for it."

A happy marriage is a matter of give and take;
the husband gives and the wife takes.

When a newly married man looks happy
we know why.
But when a ten-year married man looks happy -
we wonder why.


Married life is very frustrating.
In the first year of marriage,
the man speaks and the woman listens.
In the second year,
the woman speaks and the man listens.
In the third year,
they both speak and the neighbors listen.

A man inserted an 'ad' in the classifiers:
"Wife wanted". Next day he received a hundred letters.
They all said the same thing: "You can have mine."

A perfect wife is one who helps the husband with the dishes.

Teacher: 'Tell me two things about John Milton'.

Student: 'After marriage He wrote " Paradise Lost" ',
'And his wife died He wrote " Pradise Regained" '.